Allen Gamble Thanks for asking. : D.A. I don't even understand the reference. Now move. Who is this guy? I'm not trying to be funny. Cut the shit! : Because that's probably a health code violation to bring a duck into a place of prostitution. : Allen Gamble Martin Captain Gene Mauch : Ouch! Then you do us proud. : : Tremendous. : Douglas: She died. : We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you don't shoot your gun in the office. Now, it's gone. Come on, that's not all she said. I never did. Allen Gamble You know, I was talking to Gene here. If you were with me, you wouldn't be here in this strip club, shaking it for dollar bills! : Wow! It's Wesley. Allen Gamble Allen Gamble Remember us, hotshot? Mama Ramos That's horrible. Allen Gamble I celebrate the fat, the ugly, the women who can't get guys. We're the suckers. : : : Allen Gamble We know it wasn't your security team that grabbed you. It's already in my account. : How did you cover your losses up? Hey, Andrew Lloyd Webber, the jig is up, okay? Allen Gamble Terry Hoitz Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. : Bob! : Allen Gamble There's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment of the pension coming up, so if you just wanna come by the old Terry Hoitz The high hard one, and she loves it! : : : I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina. : So he's walking home, and can't wait to get home to tell his father. Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble [next scene, Allen and Terry are walking outside] : I don't want to do this. : Thank you, Detective. David Ershon, you're under arrest for fraud, embezzlement, and in connection to the murder of Don Beaman. Good, Louis. [plays a hardcore song on the car stereo]. Francine : : : : One day I'll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious! : Terry Hoitz : And you come in here, dressed like a hobo, it's distracting. Allen Gamble Tell me who you lost your virginity to. . Allen Gamble Allen Gamble Martin She was much chubbier back then. David Ershon : Allen Gamble Allen Gamble The best quotes from The Other Guys prove that it is one of the most underrated comedies of the 2010s. I hear you. : We found a lot of stuff. : Fosse He's ecstatic! Terry Hoitz : Detectives, all your work's done here. I had no choice. Here we go. [laughs] : OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg and directed by Adam McKay, the comedy is filled with funny one-liners, memorable dialogue, and downright hilarious The Other Guys quotes. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. The Other Guys ended in 1970. Allen Gamble It's the second time. [Terry walks away from Allen in anger; "Season of the Witch", performed by Donovan, plays]. You could let me go and I'll give you $10 million each. Captain Gene Mauch Allen Gamble [laughing as Allen fires his weapon] : Uh, they were like, "How come you've never fired your weapon in the office before?". Allen Gamble : The Other Guys is recorded in English and . You wanna talk to me? You totally undersold it. : Is that them? Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble Okay. Mama Ramos [ignoring the correction] : Terry Hoitz Terry Hoitz Captain Gene Mauch And you come in here, dressed like a hobo, it's distracting. What the hell are you doing? Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble No, that's not real! Hey, grease it, boys! There's no way that's going out on the radio. Allen Gamble Terry Hoitz By 9:00 in the morning, it goes into the Lendl equity fund and from there it's transferred to a dozen offshore accounts. Look, they're not all first-round picks, okay? I don't get it. They weren't going to have sex with duck! I would go out of my way to attack you. Radford. Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble : Why don't you step back, man. Terry Hoitz : : Allen Gamble You'd have to be at Endemic Bank for 9:00 exactly, find the clerk, get the routing number. I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey, but this dinner was tricky.Hoitz: Who are you?Sheila: I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife.Hoitz: Come on, seriously. Mama Ramos : He also says. [shocked] Terry Hoitz David Ershon is often found in the company of Judge Scalia Frontline Narration App Wo that was surprisingly good, Terry. First off, my wife is cute, but she's not hot. : And the kid's happy with the two bucks? Now you listen to me, you piece of shit! : Now if you will excuse me, I'm gonna dance. Yep, yep. They were too big to fail. Fresh start. I don't care! [At Beaman's office where Beaman committed suicide, investigating the crime scene] I'm so tired of you getting angry, and yelling all the time, it's exhausting. Allen Gamble Gas leak? : No. Dude, what is it with you and hot ladies? You got it? Martin How do you think that makes me feel? First off, I missed you. Captain Gene Mauch New York City detective Allen Gamble (Ferrell) is more comfortable pushing pencils . : : : Dr. Sheila Gamble Martin What drug cartel are you working with now? : I think you're a fake cop. D.A. The duck is dead! Of course it's a bribe. The kid starts crying, the truck driver stops, he's all upset, he didn't mean-. Terry Hoitz They'll make you laugh out loud, no matter what. Detective Allen Gamble: : : Allen Gamble Allen Gamble | : At age 11, I audited my parents. : There you go. Terry Hoitz You're outgunned and out-manned. Now get in the car. Allen Gamble Allen Gamble Terry Hoitz : Francine, is this guy bothering you? Already feels inappropriate. Mama Ramos He's not gonna do that, that's hyperbole, but that's a weird example. : No. That's worse than what I was saying. : : : [shaking hands] all the sex we don't want to have with women but we have to.is all due, to what you guys do. I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey, but this dinner was tricky. Terry Hoitz Please, sit. [to Terry] I don't get why we can't just call the office and have a squad car come pick us up. : Allen Gamble : OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. : Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! I've said that directly to your face numerous times. : An hour? Allen Gamble Jimmy Don Beaman Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the Boys? [to Terry] Financial profiling? "You keep hiding from stuff in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door." - 'The Other Guys'. That wasn't a security team. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. TLC references. : He says things I can't say! The Other Guys Quotes. : Fosse Allen Gamble : : - Priestley manifests Sheila's change as she understands the Inspector's methods and is growing up. : Please, please, please. I think my line is being tapped. Allen Gamble : Bob Littleford : : He did it! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. That's all I had. Narrator Mama Ramos Did you yell 'America' when you hit the accelerator? They have hooves. Allen Gamble All right. : The best part in all this is it is so incredibly Seattle to be shrouded in secrecy. David Ershon Prius, huh? [to Ershon] : I love when we do that, Mom. She wants to walk wrong for a week because you guys did it so hard. Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble You know what you're doing to me? Sheila says she doesn't know what happened, but she wants you back. : Terry Hoitz: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how weird they were, okay. Terry Hoitz's past mistakes in the line of duty and Allen Gamble's reluctance to take risks have landed them the roles of the "Other Guys", disgraced New York City police detectives relegated to filling out paperwork for cocky hero cops Danson and Highsmith. Could you not smile like that? I-I heard it when he said it. Allen Gamble The Other Guys Quotes. 'Cause I don't want no scrubs. Nope. I did my first desk pop! Captain Gene Mauch : Still nothing. : It's the partners' code. Allen Gamble Toggle search bar . : : Some of the guys were talking. Allen Gamble Allen Gamble : Lions don't like water. : That's why I feel so sad all the time. From everything I've heard, you guys are the best at these types of investigations Outside of Enron and AIG; and Bernie Madoff; WorldCom, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers Don Beaman : : I was really honest about that. I know Ershon and Wesley Allen Gamble Well, I serve as treasurer to the union, I make a wicked pot of decaf Terry Hoitz Terry Hoitz : : Dirty Mike: How you know who we are?. Jimmy, when's the last time you had a desk pop? Who's the man who did that to you? He got laid twice and now he's got two dollars on top of it! : Captain Gene Mauch Terry Hoitz We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Allen Gamble She says she loves you, and wants to hold your hand, and have iced tea with you. : : : Well, Lendl Global has those TV ads where I can't figure out what they do. Terry Hoitz Release Dates : View Quote And when I come back and bust your ass, we are locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve! Martin Thank you. : : Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble Not true. Terry Hoitz : Captain Gene Mauch David Ershon Detective Allen Gamble. Allen Gamble Allen Gamble : : Radford Terry Hoitz Allen Gamble Terry Hoitz David Ershon is currently the CEO of Ershon Consortium. : : If something happens to you, I need to be there to take care of her. : : : Within 24 hours of learning about Ershon's scheme and Lendl's massive losses, the government issued TARP funds to bail out Lendl. Okay. You don't think I'm a real cop, do you? Police, shithead. Allen Gamble Nope. This film is the fourth of five collaborations between Ferrell and McKay, following Anchorman: The Legend of Ron . 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